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Thank God it's Monday.

That's all I got to say.

Thank God it is Monday.

Because we've got a lot of stuff to get to out the show today. I cannot

wait to share what I've learned over the weekend, entertain and form, maybe

even make you laugh a little bit, and also the reason why I say thank God it's

Monday is because my weekends aren't spent with leisurely

pursuits.

I haven't played golf in since I was in my 20s.

All right?

My entire weekend is devoted to work around the house. I'm serious, we don't have a

camper, we don't go to the lake, we don't go anywhere. And it's been this way my entire life.

And so when Mondays roll around, I'm like, oh oh my God I only have to work today.

So all I've got to do is a radio show. I don't have to roll sod like this weekend or I don't have to water things

and I don't have to clean out stuff and I don't have to water things and I don't have to get a new

bid on the latest problem with the house like the the mice infested inflation

in the ceiling that we discovered over the weekend that's going to cost

$11,000 to remove and I'm like you know what I think we can live with mice I think we're cool with mice

for now you know if I if the beginning of that the seed in Ratatooey when the little old lady's there and she

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