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Hold it now. You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, and funny show in America.

On air and on the worldwide web, this is the Rob Carson Show.

This is the Rob Carson Show, and it is Monday.

I'll just go ahead and say it. T.G.I.M. Thank God it's Monday. And I do mean that. I couldn't wait to get to the microphone today because, you know, all sorts of stuff, but I had a great weekend. I hope you had a great weekend. I am locked and loaded. I started doing show prep on Friday afternoon at 3 o'clock Eastern right after I signed off the year. That's just the way I kind of, that's how I roll, because I love what I do for a living,

and I hope that if you are in a job that you don't like, that you're able to get to this point, too.

I really, really do, because there's a lot of opportunity out there.

There's a lot of joy to be had. Don't let the dower left try to shoot you down. They're throwing a temper tantrum,

by the way. They're throwing a temper tantrum. This is why I call them Candy Isle Kids. The leftists

who are going to these Tesla dealerships terrorizing people, these leftist little a-holes on

campuses who are anti-Semitic and all of that, they're little petulant children.

They're candy aisle kids.

And I say that because my generation, Generation X, we had candy in every checkout aisle.

And if you said to your mom, hey, I want a sticker bar, and your mom said, no, you said, cool.

Because if you pitch to fit, then mom would say, either you better settle down or you're going to get it in the car or you got it right there in the line.

And everybody would go, yeah, give that kid a little what fur for, you know, being a little jerk because, you know, children shouldn't act that way.

But they created these non-candy aisles for the spoiled children that, you know, exists in America today for parents

who were too embarrassed by their children's actions, so they capitulate to their stupid little

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