Rush Limbaugh shared his comedy for years. Now you'll hear it here. It's the Rob Carson Show.

It is the Rob Carson Show and by the grace of God it is finally Friday.

Here's hoping that you had a wonderful week and a hopefully nice weekend where I live in the heartland of America, the breath basket of America, Kansas City, Missouri. It's going to be nice, 70 degrees on Sunday, which means I'm going to be doing a lot of crap.

My wife's going to be telling me to go clean. I'm doing a garage this weekend, the yard, the dog poo out there, you know, know a couple months of dog poo in the back

here this is the life of a sexy national radio and television

personality ladies and gentlemen yeah a couple of Walmart bags you know

those plastic bags.

They call them Texas tumbleweets.

They call them Arkansas tumbleweets.

Those Walmart bags, those plastic ones,

and that's what I use them for.

That's the only reason people, you know, use those bags again, let's face it, is did dog poop when you're taking a dog on the walk.

I mean, that's what it is, those plastic bags, so I'll be out in the backyard.

Well, you deserve it, can you spread crap every day? Okay well you know there is that.

But anyway, welcome to the show. We have a lot of stuff on the plate including Joe Scarborough's

response to the powerful testimony yesterday.

Actually, I shouldn't say powerful.

To Merrick Garland getting destroyed by Republicans and looking like a crooked buffoon yesterday but of course

scarborough was all over it supporting them diggities absolutely awesome

east palestine jo Biden says he might go probably not also oh oh the CPAC is going on

I don't you do the feedback's going on next year I hope to go to see back and

meet some of the movers and shakers out there and hopefully maybe even be able to grab the stage eventually

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