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This is the Rob Carson Show.

Did you miss me?

I'm hearing a smattering of

polite golf applause out there.

Oh my goodness this is the longest break from radio I've

had since I was unemployed. It's kind of weird but we're back on the air we are

back on the air today bad and nationwide and I mean

bad in a good way that's what I mean you know bad like it's bad we are bad and nationwide

and we're glad to be here today.

How is your, how is your Christmas?

How is your New Year's?

I know, but mine was spent, you know,

separating myself to some degree from work,

connecting with my family through all of the things we had to go through, did a lot of cooking, did a lot of cooking, did a lot of watch a TV watching and whatnot. I watched a couple of really good things, a couple really bad things. I watched Nick Cage's new show a dream scenario new movie

it was about a about a full six out of ten and then the retirement plan which I literally

had to turn off.

My wife, we paid $3.99 for her, right?

And so we're watching Nick Cage in the retirement plan.

And she's like, you know, soldiering through a bad meal because you don't want to offend anybody.

She's like, oh, no, no, I'm not going to say anything, I'm not going to say anything.

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