Rush Limbaugh shared his comedy for years. Now you'll hear it here. It's the Rob Carson Show.

It is the Rob Carson Show Thursday, ladies and gentlemen. The, what, a week away from Thanksgiving right?

In Thanksgiving next Thursday.

I'm but taking it next week off and you know what I'm going to do?

Here's what I'm going to do.

I do two things.

I'm going to put up Christmas decorations like nobody's business and I'm going to spend most of my time in the kitchen.

Because that's what I do. It's cathartic. It's like therapy. And God knows I've, you know, flirted with therapy before.

I got to tell you, you're probably better off just

doing something else you know laying on a couch how about go to the gym you know how about

go to the kitchen and cook for your family how about hang up some Christmas decorations how about up some Christmas Christmas and the anti-anxiety meds and maybe just I don't know breathe. How about

that? That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do next week. I can't

wait. I can't wait. I will be posting to social media

But if you're expecting you know political arguments and whatnot you're probably going to get like

Hamhawks and bean videos that I'm just gonna tell you because honestly that's what I think we need. I think we need food for the American soul right now because a lot of people are on a what I would consider to be and I'm not meeting to

sound like I'm beating the drums of war but I will tell you that I do believe that the

country as a whole is on a what we call a revolutionary war footing which is what Victor Davis

Hanson said before the election we're kind of on that that unease that we can't

trust anybody and I'm going to tell you right now that I was thinking earlier today, you know, the biggest revolutions in the history of the world.

And then I thought, no, no, no, no, no, no, all of the revolutions in the history of the world

that ended bad for the elites started with the powers

that be telling the people how great things are and the people saying you, I don't think so. I think it actually kind of sucks. I think things

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