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THE ROAST OF THE 2008 FLORIDA GATORS

Shutdown Fullcast

© Shutdown Fullcorp

Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Shhh....

0:18.8

OHHHHH

0:23.2

Welcome to the shutdown full cast

0:26.8

you are listening to the

0:28.7

internet's only college football podcast. I am Spencer Hall joining me as always here in Atlanta,

0:39.4

Georgia, Holly Anderson. Holly, how are we feeling? Just fine, Spencer. Thank you.

0:45.5

In beautiful Kenna saw it, Georgia joining us slightly remotely. Jason Kirk, Jason, I just heard

0:52.0

the red bear and go over your house in a triplane. Is everything okay there?

0:55.5

Here. My Georgia Bulldogs are the national champions in football. You can fly whatever you want.

1:05.7

I mean, I'm flying a banner brother. How about you?

1:09.9

Well, I'm just down here honoring the dogs by pursuing the perfect Georgia lifestyle, which is

1:13.5

consuming exactly 3,500 calories a day and playing 83 holes of golf. 83. You know, actually,

1:21.8

I used to play 80 holes of golf. Now I got to up it to 2021 a week because, you know,

1:27.5

I only play the lucky years. The better their game is, the better my game is, frankly.

1:33.0

I'm making up for it. I don't need it anymore. I'm fulfilled. I'm a football school now.

1:37.7

Yeah, I'm too Georgia for golf. Fuck that shit. I play football.

1:41.8

So in our in our long ago, how Georgia is this is this crime pyramid? Jason would be pictured

1:48.6

floating above the pyramid. Yeah, on the steeply steeply.

1:53.4

Stalking. Fuck golf, fuck church, fuck Zack's. All I do is watch college football because I'm a

1:58.2

Georgia Bulldogs fan. All right. All right. How's the basketball team doing? The the women are doing

2:04.8

well. I'm an Auburn basketball fan. Thank you. That's the most the most dangerous plan.

2:12.6

That's what that's some like tell me you're from Columbus without

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