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The Book Pile

THE ROAST OF Star Wars: The Force Awakens (the novelization of the movie), by Alan Dean Foster

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BoNuS EpiSoDEs! https://patreon.com/TheBookPile * The king returns. Alan Dean is back, and he’s more Alan Dean than ever. Break out the thesauruses as we do a live roast of his novelization of The Force Awakens. Plus, Kellen teaches you some vocab words and Dave has a guessing game. * To buy the book and support the podcast, click HERE! https://amzn.to/3IJIhsx * Dave’s book / game The Starlings is here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMBBLGXN?ref=myi_title_dp * Kellen Erskin...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, real quick, before we get to the actual live recording in front of a great crowd,

0:05.1

I just want to take 15 seconds to remind you that if today's book sounds interesting to you,

0:09.5

you could buy it and support the podcast at the same time by clicking the link in this episode's

0:13.7

description. It's available in paperback, Kindle, and of course, Audible for free if you're a

0:19.0

first-time subscriber. Also, if you want to hear a few bonus minutes of this episode you could join our patreon at the patreon dot com slash the bookpile

0:27.4

finally we'll keep you posted for when the video of this episode will be available to watch via the streaming series dry bar unscripted

0:35.3

all right without further ado please welcome me me and David Vance to the stage.

0:43.8

Hey!

0:49.3

Hey, everyone. Have you ever not had the time to watch a movie so instead you listen to the audio book of the novelization of that movie and then it's 14 hours long?

0:59.0

Why not just listen to the movie?

1:02.8

Today's book is the novelization of Star Wars Episode 7 in Roman numerals, The Force Awakens by Alan Dean Foster.

1:12.1

And this is the book pile.

1:13.8

I'm Kellan Erskine. I'm a comic, a father, and when I was a kid, there were three Star Wars movies,

1:20.4

and everyone was fine with that.

1:23.0

And I'm David Vance. When we were picking a book to make fun of today, we said,

1:27.2

What franchise has the chillest fans who love taking a joke?

1:32.8

I'm starting to think that the purpose of novelizing a movie is to make the movie seem better.

1:39.1

Have you ever heard anyone say, the book based on the movie is better than the movie.

1:46.9

It does feel like that thing where you go to the club with your less hot friends so that you

1:51.5

really pop.

1:54.4

A few years ago, Dave invited me to a club.

2:01.1

Full disclosure, I love Star Wars.

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