Sharks, adventure, law enforcement, business regulation, extramarital conflict, marine biology, real estate.

It's like the author came up with nine plots and was like, we're going to need a bigger book.

This is Jaws by Peter Benchley.

And this is the book pile. I'm Kellanerskin. I'm a comic, a father, and my father had this movie on

one Saturday afternoon when I was nine, and it terrified me.

It didn't scare me out of swimming at the beach.

It just made me afraid of watching movies with my dad.

We're just so impressionable as kids that you learn one lesson, and you can never unlearn it.

When I was a little kid, I snuck down while my uncles were watching a movie,

and this guy hides in the shower and sneaks out and strangles a woman. And to this day, I open showers before I use the bathroom. And I'm David Vance. When I was in college, I planned to become a doctor

and save lives and give families a little more time together.

Today, I'm going to make jokes about why this shark book has so much adultery.

All right, as usual, feel free to subscribe to the podcast so you don't have to download every episode manually and give us a review.

Our latest five-star review comes from Juvre, who says,

Get again before the Gillian Flynn pronunciation girl flays you for the Little Prince series episode.

Hilarious show and above all, accurate. Well, thank you, Jouver. Thank you. I'm not sure what they're referring to, but I have a

couple of ideas, Dave. Either they're saying that the pronunciation girl is going to wrongly

accuse us again of miss saying a word, or it's probably more likely that they're going after me

for pronouncing Machiavelli at least three different ways. But here's my argument for that.

So when I lived in Brazil, I remember one time having a conversation where two Brazilians were

arguing about if Disneyland was pronounced Jiznilanz, or Disneylandi? And I was like, well, you're both

wrong. And I'm also guessing well, you're both wrong.

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