Welcome to the roast of Indiana, Massara. If she hasn't cried today, she's going to what's it bewards and welcome to my birthday episode

It is the third year that I am having a birthday on the podcast and I'm so so excited

So this year forever at the out one of the boys to not get me a present but to roast me and I only give him an hour's notice

so

Here's who a roast here's to making her cry first up. We're gonna have Jared cuz he's a little nervous

And I'm scared because I know I can't follow whatever you have

It's not gonna be good

He just wanted to go first cuz he's got he's gonna get his funny's out and this should be fun

And it's all in good fun Indiana, okay? Okay, it's all good for me

I feel like I need to say that to the people because I feel like they get super offended when you guys make jokes about me

Well, you're the one that said you wanted us to go in exactly you guys need to I if I'm laughing

It's all for funnies chill. Let's all just

This is what I wanted for my birthday. It's not your birthday's mine. Let's do the quickest roast ever

All right, Jared you're up first do my heart's racing fuck. Oh, I am nervous. It's just so cool to sit on this side

Are you ready? I guess let's go you start let's sweat shorts

You you didn't give us that much time anyway, all right. I'm nervous

Well, I can tell from the nervous jig in you. It's okay. That's who you are. That's who I am

You're right. That's who I am let the nervous is shine. Okay

I

Almost deleted the whole thing all right. I'm gonna read off my phone because I don't want to mess this up

You ready? I'm ready. You know Indy when I first met you almost three years ago at this point you were a

Broken emotional wreck of a human being

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