The Roast of Dave Portnoy

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

When Alex and Dave get together, it's always unhinged. Get ready for the roast of Dave Portnoy.

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:11.0	Dave Portnoy welcome welcome to Call our Daddy.
0:13.4	Thanks.
0:14.4	When's last time you were here with me?
0:16.4	I haven't been on, you haven't invited me on your show since you've been on your own.
0:20.4	My Spotify deal.
0:21.4	I did.
0:22.4	Since I owned my IP? correct which we gave you yes so we're at the Kentucky
0:26.8	Derby yeah you brought your new girlfriend not my new girlfriend we have to get into it immediately. You went viral because you were at the Celtics game and you brought a date.
0:37.0	Right. And you idiot, I show up today to do this interview with Dave and he, what is name you're not going to say are you
0:44.8	going to sit in silence the whole episode if it's going to be with that yeah I
0:49.7	yeah how did you decide to bring this amazing beautiful woman here today in my presence and think I wasn't going to bring it up?
0:57.0	Well, because it's like, well, we're friends, so...
1:02.0	Are we friends? You and I friendly how would we define our relationship Dave you
1:07.6	You didn't invite me to a wedding but I guess you didn't invite any of the crew either so that's fine
1:11.6	Okay, it was a small wedding.
1:14.0	Yeah. Would you invite me to your wedding?
1:16.0	Absolutely.
1:17.0	Are you ever going to get remarried?
1:19.0	Probably not.
1:20.0	You would invite me to your wedding?
1:22.0	Absolutely. Really? Absolutely.
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