The Rizzler for Prime Minister

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Mazel morons! The Guys in Green are back IN PERSON in NYC, imagining a brighter future where The Rizzler becomes Prime Minister and marries a recently divorced Kelly Clarkson. Between bites of Apollo Bagels and whitefish, we delve into the world of internet fame and unfortunate legacies. Plus, we pay our respects to Dustin Diamond (AKA Screech,) dream up our ideal fast-food franchise, and critique the Rafael Nadal wannabes at Equinox who won't take off their headbands. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Write us! Send your messages to goodguyspodcast1@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Visit www.xyzal.com for more information For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code GOODGUYS10 If you’re looking for a better way to season and prepare everyday meals, you really need to try Diamond Crystal® Kosher Salt, a chef trusted, additive free salt made with light, flaky crystals for easy control, available online and nationwide at your favorite stores like Target, Kroger, Albertsons and more. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:03.6	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:10.7	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:17.5	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts?
0:21.8	What are you nuts?
0:23.6	Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:25.6	We're not the great guys.
0:27.4	We're just so good and good, good guys.
0:31.3	Whoa.
0:33.6	Mazzarons, I'm in New York City with my bestie bed and we collaborated on our shirt collar
0:39.1	coordinated. This is not. This is weird. Really weird. Oh my God. We're the man in green.
0:44.8	This is like a gap commercial. Oh, my God. In green. Seeing you in person is just,
0:51.6	it's just too good. It's a game changer.
0:56.3	It's like we have a good podcast.
0:58.0	Yeah, this podcast could be.
0:59.0	My God.
1:00.0	It's really a shame.
1:03.5	You know what's a shame is that you're right. We have a middle to very popular pod, but in my brain, we're Joe Rogan.
1:09.3	But this, this right now, the men in we're Joe Rogan. We, but this, this right now, the men in green, is Joe Rogan. I feel like I'm on 106 and Park right now. No, no, we are. Yeah, we're there. I'm Charlemagne. We're hanging out. Yes. We're there. I'm there. By the way, speaking of 106 in Park, and by that, I mean 10th and third, Josh.
2:01.6	Have you heard of the Apollo bagels? Third time you've asked, none of us have heard of it. No one's heard of it. The engineer hasn't heard of it. I haven't heard of it. No one's heard of this. I saw this on TikTok, okay? Okay. And it must be good. And they looked unbelievable. And Yeah. Today's a Friday, 10.30, there was a line. Yeah. Nobody works anymore. Look at this. Ready? Look at this. I got two baby. They do open faces. Wow. Isn't that lovely? Doesn't that look good? Are you kidding? So that's their bagel in locks. That's unbelievable. And then, Josh, they're whitefish. Doesn't this look unbelievable? Yeah, it looks insane.
2:02.6	Insane.
2:03.6	Oh my God. So we don't eat it now, we can do it later, we can try it now, whatever we want. Yeah, maybe we should do a bite. Okay, we'll do a bite. Should we do a bite? I'm gonna fall asleep. I know. You and your gluten. Let's let's go in here first.
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