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🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! You can listen to Wow in the World, Early and Add Free on Amazon Music. |
0:06.7 | Download the app today! |
0:36.7 | Oh look at that rain! It's weather that I slip and slide and see out all of that! |
0:50.5 | It's so spooky and mysterious! Well now who can I pick? I'm a common, I'm a common! |
0:59.6 | Oh there, can I help you? Say now what's with the mask and the funky looking pajamas? |
1:08.4 | There's nothing to say, eh? Well that's awfully mysterious, have you? |
1:15.8 | Listen Mr. Halloween's over, I ain't got any candy! |
1:20.8 | Here, why are you wiping your feet on my welcome mask? I mean, I suppose that's what it's for, |
1:25.6 | but that man is 100% walled by the look of him pajamas you're wearing. |
1:31.9 | Oh easy there, you're building up quite the static charge! |
1:36.6 | Hey, no, don't you dare touch me, I hate static charge, it kind of hurts and super annoying! |
1:43.2 | Wait no! No! |
1:47.0 | I know, no, what you been doing, I'm a gobernator. In that little piggy with wee wee wee wee, |
1:55.0 | all the way home. In other news, a masked villain known only as Static Man has been charming |
2:02.4 | a local neighborhood, according to officials victims number into the tens of people. |
2:08.9 | Yes, my big beans and banana raviolis are ready, I'm coming you little pockets of joy! |
2:14.0 | The individual in question has been using the power of static electricity to intimidate |
2:18.6 | shock and generally annoy residents of the small community. Reporters Samantha Squirrel is on the scene, |
2:24.9 | Samantha? I'm here with Thomas Fingering, a local resident and business owner who claims he was a victim |
2:32.6 | of one of the Static Man's shocking visits. What? That's right, I'm a resident and business owner and |
2:40.6 | surfing champion and country music star and I saw the Static Man! Good morning and good! |
2:49.3 | Who's ready for the Kyle Ball? |
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