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Run That Prank

The Ring

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2018

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 has the nerve to tell a woman that her ring is a fugazi.

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0:00.0

All right, coming up at the top, the strawberry letter, the subject torn between my daddy and my man.

0:08.1

But right now, it is the nephew in the building with the prank phone call for today.

0:12.1

What you got, Neff?

0:13.0

The ring.

0:14.3

Huh?

0:15.1

The ring.

0:17.3

Why are you saying it like a scary movie?

0:19.4

Yeah, like the movie.

0:20.3

Yeah, I'm trying to make it sound like Lord of the Rings. The Ring. Oh, I didn't get Lord of the Rings out of that. The Ring. Yeah, that's a scary movie. That's all right. Run it. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Denise, please. Yes, this is she. Hi, Denise. My name is Gavin.

0:35.1

I'm actually the head jeweler here at Diamond's B. No, how you doing? I'm good. You brought your ring in. What was it last week? I actually wasn't here, but you gave it to one of my salespersons. And you wanted to get it resized as well as get it appraised, correct? Yes, yes, yes. and you don't have to tell him I did that.

0:36.9

I want to do the praise him on my own.

1:11.6

Okay. as well as get it appraised, correct? Yes, yes, yes, and you don't have to tell him I did that. I want to do the praise him on my own. Okay, wow. Okay, listen, I actually did resize the ring. And first of all, let me be the first to say, congratulations. When is your wedding? Thank you. I'm getting married in September. Well, congratulations to you. Thank you. Listen, I don't know how to tell you this.

1:13.6

Now, as far as the appraisal is concerned, I've looked at your ring over and over and

1:18.6

this ring is probably worth maybe $50.

1:23.6

Excuse me?

1:25.6

I've been in this business for over 20 years.

1:29.1

But you know what?

1:29.6

I'm confused on what you just said.

1:31.5

And I understand that.

1:32.4

What I'm trying to explain to you is that.

1:34.1

I've been in this business for over 20 years.

1:35.9

I've seen so many different pieces of jewelry.

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