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Run That Prank

The Ring

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2017

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

It's the ring. Ain't it all about the ring? It's about the ring.

0:03.0

It is.

0:04.0

It's the ring on it.

0:05.0

Hello.

0:06.0

Hello. I'm trying to reach a Denise, please. Yes, this is she. Hi, Denise. My name is Gavin. I'm actually the head jeweler here at Diamond. No, how you doing? I'm good. You brought your ring in. What was it last week? I actually wasn't here, but you gave it to one of my salespersons, and you wanted to get it resized as well as get it appraised, correct?

0:28.5

Yes, yes, yes, and you don't have to tell him I did that. I want to do the praise him on my own.

0:33.6

Okay, wow. Okay, listen, I actually did resize the ring.

0:38.1

And first of all, let me be the first to say congratulations. When is your wedding?

0:43.2

Thank you. I'm getting married and September.

0:45.7

Well, congratulations to you.

0:47.0

Thank you. Thank you.

0:47.6

Listen, I don't know how to tell you this. Now, as far as the appraisal is concerned, I've looked at your ring over and over, and this ring is

0:57.0

probably worth maybe $50. Excuse me? I've been in this business for over 20 years. But you know what?

1:05.2

I'm confused on what you just said. And I understand that. What I'm trying to explain to you is that

1:09.3

I've been in this business for over 20 years. I've seen so many different pieces of jewelry. And this is something that you buy late night on an infomercial for 1999. This is a cubic saconian stone, and the gold is not real at all. It's like gold-bladed. Wait, wait, wait.

1:27.7

Wait, wait.

1:27.7

You lost me.

1:28.6

You lost me as much money as my man make, and as much money as my father is putting down on his wedding or has put down. And you're going to sit up in. I understand everything you're saying. But Denise, honestly, no, no, no, no. What I need you to do is hold on. Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.

1:24.7

I need you to hold on because we need to call victims.

1:28.0

Wait, wait, man.

1:28.6

First of all, I can't.

1:30.2

No, no. I need you to hold on because we need to call victim.

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