The Right Recording
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2018
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Help us continue to share the message of hope |
| 0:05.0 | with those all over the world. |
| 0:07.0 | Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today. |
| 0:22.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:23.5 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:25.5 | And if you're ever in our area, |
| 0:27.5 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:30.5 | I promise you, we will make you feel right at home. |
| 0:33.5 | I like to start with something funny |
| 0:35.5 | and I heard about this middle-aged woman. |
| 0:37.5 | She had a heart attack on the operating table. |
| 0:41.5 | She asked God if this was it. |
| 0:43.5 | God said, no, you have 40 more years. |
| 0:45.5 | Upon recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital, |
| 0:48.5 | have a face lift, tummy tuck, liposuction, |
| 0:52.5 | and extreme makeover. |
| 0:54.5 | Two months later, as she was leaving the hospital, |
| 0:57.5 | she was hit by a car and killed. |
| 0:59.5 | She got to heaven and said, God, I don't understand. |
| 1:01.5 | I thought you said I had 40 more years. |
| 1:04.5 | God said, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. |
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