The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important the location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good place to be. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo, and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | My Mama Told Me presents the Start the Steel Tour. |
| 0:08.5 | We're very excited about it. |
| 0:10.2 | Yes. |
| 0:10.4 | I'm not about to bite my tongue. |
| 0:12.5 | We want to sell it out and the dates are coming up fast. |
| 0:16.2 | And so if you live in one of these areas, we want you to buy your tickets now. |
| 0:19.8 | It's all available on our |
| 0:21.4 | Instagrams, on our websites, on our link tree. But October 17th, we're in L.A. in Hollywood. |
| 0:29.0 | We'll be in Atlanta on Halloween, October 31st. November 1st, we're in Houston, November 2nd, |
| 0:35.3 | Austin, November 3rd, Dallas. We're in Brooklyn on November 7th. |
| 0:39.3 | We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch. Get over it. November 8th. November 10th, we're in Philly. November 17th, we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show with special guests |
| 0:56.8 | with just me and David, depending on the city. It'll be a great time. All that. Meet and |
| 1:01.6 | greets. You think Chris Brown has a good meeting greet. Bro. Let's be clear. I'll take a weird |
| 1:09.0 | picture with you for free. You don't got to be clear. I'll take a weird picture with you for free. |
| 1:18.2 | You don't got to be cool with me, Vinny, a fellow Gen Alpha myself. |
| 1:21.6 | Yeah, look at me. |
| 1:27.5 | Me and my friend David, we also hit that whoa with the best of them |
| 1:28.6 | you know |
| 1:28.9 | TikTok |
| 1:29.3 | yeah |
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