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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

The Richest Person in History | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 32

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! The babes are back and are talking richest people in history! The episode starts with Chris telling the story of how he BOMBED his stand up comedy set for the Met's owner Steve Cohen's birthday. Chris can't say Impossible. Do any words have in instead of im? How much money would you need to never work ever again? Who was the richest person to ever live on Earth? How many billionaires are on Earth right now? Cristiano Ronaldo Causes Coca-Cola's Value to Plummet $4 Billion. What's going on with Steven Seagal? Steven Seagal has left the US and became a big part of Russia. Steven Seagal is close friends with Vladimir Putin?! Chris has seen Sal get mad before. You ever realize that at one point in your life you were better at basketball than Lebron? Sal went on a tour of Australia. Wedding horror stories! Why is common law married a thing? Is broad bad to call a woman? Can you call your girlfriend the old bag? SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY!!!! Rate us on iTunes! https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away

0:07.0

From your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, I love you so

0:20.0

I want you to know that I'm gonna miss your love the minute you walk out that door, please don't go, babe, how you doing? I'm doing good, so Steve Cohen, yes, the mess, I get a gig, yes, I'm okay

0:39.0

You told me about this, when you happen a week ago and I told you, don't tell me a word, you gotta tell me on the podcast for the first time

0:46.0

I, I, BOMB

0:49.0

BOMB

0:50.0

Like I'm talking about one of the owner of the meds hard you to do a private show

0:54.0

The owner of the meds and also Tommy Matola, the big music industry exec, Mariah Carey's ex-husband

1:00.0

Okay, is there?

1:02.0

He's there

1:03.0

Tommy Matola, that's a song

1:05.0

Tommy Matola

1:07.0

Okay, so first of all, by the way, I started off by many of my, I said Tommy Matola, I thought that it was Motorola, I was like I used to have your cell phone as a kid, he said it's Motorola

1:17.0

And I said okay, so you, you tried to do a bespoke joke, so yeah, Tommy Matola

1:26.0

So I'm fast-forwarding a little bit, let me get start up

1:28.0

Set the scene completely

1:29.0

It's at this restaurant in the city, which was a beautiful restaurant, he's the owner of the meds

1:34.0

He owns the New York match, Metropolitan

1:37.0

Billionaire, the show Billions was created after his life

1:41.0

From Dan, our good friend Dan Soder

1:44.0

You know, one of the shows Billions

1:46.0

I have a scene Billions, I think I've seen it

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