Huh. Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?

Not much to it, is there?

Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.

Mmm, that is good.

Now that's what Asani should sound like.

Go all crisp in with walkers.

Delicious.

Hello, everybody, welcome back to another episode of The Casual Criminal.

As always, I'm your host, Simon.

Today, written by Kevin, read by me, The Richardson Family Murders.

Let's just jump into it, shall we?

Oh, by the way, if you knew here, the format of the show, I've not read this before.

We're going to read it together.

If the last year, We're going to read it together. If there's one thing I've learned from Will Smith,

okay, he's really good at eating spaghetti.

It's not to make jokes about his wife's hair, bear.

Jesus Christ, it made him look like such a shabag.

Like, I get, like, stick it up for your wife and stuff, but, bro, you're a celebrity. You just got to be like, ha ha ha ha ha. I drink my champagne. Shut the fuck up. He's a comedian. Relax. But if there's two things I've learned for Will Smith, the other is that parents just don't understand. I'm sure you all remember the late 1980s single from DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh

Prince. I'm sure I do, Kevin, as it's relatable today as when it was written. In the first half

of the song, Will went back to school shopping with his mother and she bought him a bunch of

clothes that embarrassed him at school. Like I said, it's very relatable. In the second half of the song, Will's parents went on vacation for a week, so the 16-year-old rapper, who didn't have a driver's license, took the keys to his mum's new Porsche and took it for a spin. He picked up a random girl he found attractive to McDonald's and then when the girl was beginning

to undress herself, he got pulled over for driving 90 miles per hour. Turned out the girl was a 12 year

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