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Tomorrow, you know I've had you to dinner at my house on many occasions. I just want you to know I would never serve you a wilted Caesar salad. It's unimaginable that you would serve me a wilted Caesar salad?

I don't know why the Chinese chose to serve Wilted Caesar salad to Rex Tillerson and the

president and others who were there. If I did, however, I would also not command you to eat it.

Would you ever command me to eat? I don't think I would command you to eat anything.

I'm pretty sure I would never command anyone to eat anything. I think even if I had a child I wouldn't

command him to eat things that would be a very bad parent. Do you think

President Trump was instructing Rex Tillerson on the diplomatic protocol of

not refusing food from his Chinese hosts?

I think he doesn't really have much of an appreciation for diplomatic protocols, so I'm

going to go with no.

Okay, we also know that the president himself does not consume much greenery.

So why would he insist that Rex eat his salad?

Maybe he wanted to see if it was poisoned.

Maybe he just wanted to make Rexseed the salad. You know what?

I think that's it.

Yeah.

What a guy.

He wanted to make sure he had his vitamins,

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