The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.301 Nocturnal Transmission Recap 3:17.112 The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution 6:57.488 Annoyed With A Stab Wound Victim 13:16.450 Billionaire Says Don’t Bother With Bitfuck 17:05.023 Drugged Up Lady Thinks Her Wiener Is Red 20:01.696 Black Grandma Upset With Someone’s Flat Ass 21:49.160 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:42.019 A Gaggle […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, April 4th, 2022 coming up on the program today, reusable toilet paper rolls.
0:07.4	Gross!
0:08.4	Plus decorating some bitches flat ass, assaulted by a gang of Beaker the Muppets and when a stabbing to the head is
0:15.4	and B. D. All this was your voicemails today on TV.
0:19.4	They um they took the baby there, they do sex there, and they also have secret rooms there.
0:29.8	They cook the baby.
0:30.8	Babies. Babies.
0:34.0	Babies.
0:35.0	Babies.
0:37.0	Baby's skin.
0:38.0	They got special tool and they put it in the skin and they like in the baby skin and they take it off.
0:45.0	And they pay sweeties like bramps.
0:47.0	We have precepts and a bumper bag of sweets.
0:50.0	And we have mentos, we have sneakers, we have masks.
0:54.0	Babies.
0:56.0	Mentos.
0:57.0	Babies.
0:59.0	Mentos, the Freshmaker.
1:02.0	We cut the baby's head off, clear all the meat from the skulls,
1:07.0	cook it sometimes roast it, sometimes you rest in the oven.
1:13.0	Babies, babies, babies,
1:15.0	Letting good.
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