The Return

Culture Kings

Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

The kings have not seen or spoken to each other in weeks, so Edgar decides it's time to get together again and surprises Jacquis at his house to make a special announcement.

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0:00.0	All right, so it's been a while since I've seen Dekeese. We haven't recorded an episode of Culture Kings in a minute,
0:13.1	so I'm about to surprise him with a surprise recording.
0:15.7	Open up niggard. Open up niggot
0:23.0	niggot
0:30.0	Yo what's up to kiez what's up. Welcome to a surprise recording of Culture Kings.
0:34.4	This your room?
0:35.8	Yeah, n n-a, how fucking get in my house, man?
0:37.6	Shit, you leave your key under a mat, like a punk.
0:39.8	I do leave my key under the mat.
0:42.1	I've been recording in your living room this whole time.
0:44.0	What?
0:46.0	What?
0:47.0	She ain't just not out there?
0:48.0	No, who Jess?
0:49.0	No one was out there.
0:51.0	This is not safe.
0:52.0	Here, take this microphone. We're out here recording. Is this your bedroom? Yeah, nagga, this is my bedroom. I was sleep, nagga. It's nice designing here. Oh, this is how you do your hamper situation. Yeah,
1:03.7	what the fuck you do it here? I should probably shouldn't look at that. Yeah,
1:07.9	doing my fiance is underwear is. Well, you didn't have to say what I was looking at.
1:11.1	But now they know what I was looking at. You're looking at her. Why I was just at, but now they know I was looking at her
1:15.0	panties. I was looking at the system. I mean you got a little system going. Yeah, that's the room,
1:18.9	man. What's you doing here, bro? Bro, I just want to say, you know, people have been missing us. I know, dear. And we haven't seen, I just want to say you know people have been missing us. I know
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