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Thank you. Hello, hello everybody and welcome to the Total Soccer show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell and we've got some weekend to review.

Giorana scored and his reaction made me genuinely emotional,

while Miggy Amoran reminded us that it's okay to sign players whose price tag is not extortional.

Awan Yi scoring the winner and making himself the hero,

many United fans grateful for the presence of Casamiro,

Napoli supporters, Scudetto Dreaming, L-AFC post-Darby win,

beaming, and lead supporters about the perpetual fate, screaming.

Ryan and Joe are both otherwise occupied and out of town,

so it's time to hand out some weekend, thumbs up, and thumbs down. Joining me to do so is a man who knows Giorginio is mighty at a pen. It's the one the only, Mr. Graham Ruff Van. Hi, Graham. Hi, Taylor Rotwell. That was a very good Ryan Bailey impersonation there with the rhyming. What did you rhyme Ruthven with at the end there? A pen, Georgino pen. Very good. Yeah, I'm running out of things. I don't know if you actually feel that way about a Georgino pen. But I was running through the Ruthven rhyming catalogue and came up with pen. And the only one I could remember on the fly was Georgino taking a pen. So, Georgino's penalty routine just gives me stress, quite frankly.

I find a very stressful experience.

It's the same with Joseph Martinez whenever he takes a penalty like that.

The run on the hop?

Yeah, just anxiety-inducing.

Is it, I've heard people say this before.

I think I feel the same way.

Is it because of how, like, horrifically that could go wrong? Because he's literally flying through the air right before he kicks it. Is that what it is?

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