The Return of the Pirate Porn King - Dave Portnoy Show - Episode 32
The Unnamed Show
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
On this week's Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co., Dave and Eddie are joined by none other than the Pirate King of Barstool Past. Pirate Simon breaks down the saga that was his illegal downloading of a full pirate porn film and complete denial of it all happening. Dave also discusses his weekend at the Derby with Elio and another special guest, his appearance on the cover of Nantucket magazine, the Patriots' future, and his replacing Rico Bosco on the upcoming live "Dozen" tournament. PIRATE SIMON - 00:00 - 32:54 DERBY DAVE - 32:54 - 47:15 NANTUCKET MAG - 47:15 - 56:49 BARSTOOL NFT - 56:49 - 58:33 PATS’ FUTURE 58:33 - 59:24 SPORTS GAMBLING - 59:24 - 01:02:12 INSIDE BARSTOOL - 01:02:12 - 01:11:21 LISTENER Q’S - 01:11:21 - END
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, bar stool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple podcasts, Spotify |
| 0:04.3 | or YouTube. |
| 0:05.6 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | All right. |
| 0:09.2 | Good. |
| 0:10.2 | Good. |
| 0:11.2 | All right, Ben May, welcome to the day, Port Nou Show with Eddie and Company presented |
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| 1:13.6 | Never trade zero. |
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