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The Nick DiPaolo Show

The Return Of Shane | Nick Di Paolo Show #1520

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Haley on SNL, Shane Gillis back to SNL, Jake's BS and more!

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0:00.0

I'm going. I'm free.

0:14.0

Oh.

0:15.0

Wow.

0:17.0

Oh. Oh.

0:18.0

I'm not

0:17.0

I'm not

0:18.0

I will I will Oh, wow, wow. That's your world. I just living it.

0:35.0

Get that right, bitch. How are you?

0:40.0

Welcome to the show folks, Monday. It's always Monday isn't it?

0:43.6

Always goddamn Monday it feels that way.

0:46.2

It was the weekend.

0:49.0

Nothing eventful.

0:50.8

Diagnosed with AIDS but who cares about that? We can wipe that out with cough medicine today.

0:55.1

I'm just watching the country disintegrate and it's so obvious it's just all a plan and it really is creepy man and nobody doing

1:05.1

shit about it. I'm doing my little show that'll change things. Imagine if

1:10.8

Putin stumbled over this and loved my show?

1:13.0

It's zoom in once a week.

1:17.0

We're going to kill you in the Chinese.

1:20.0

What the fuck else?

1:22.0

Made a nice chicken, a sausage, a gumbo.

1:26.0

Dude, and we'll be doing that. That might be the next one, I'm not sure yet.

1:31.2

For the, uh, for the, uh, you know what whatever the next one though for the bitch of

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