Good morning from Hell. I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

I'm Chris and I'm joined by the younger brother of Satan Clayton.

Keep your voice down. Everyone knows the premise of the show, Chris.

Okay, sorry, sorry.

Okay, and it also technically, it's good morning from Earth today, all right. We're on an Earth mission. I can tell because of that big stupid smile on your face. You're not going to stay here for long, Chris. I know. It's just nice to see the sun. Go get used to it because we're going to throw you right back into hell in a second. We're here on very important business. And I need to keep your voice down. I need to keep her cool. Okay, you haven't told me what our mission is.

What is this?

Because it's top secrets.

Okay, all right.

First of all, don't refer to me as Clayton.

Refer to me as top secret agent Clayton.

You're wearing kind of like white face?

So basically, whenever I come to the Earth realm, I put on this flesh of a man so that I just kind of blend in. And I think it's working. Do I look normal, Chris?

You over there, sir, do I look normal today?

He ran away. Well, I mean, you kind of look like that guy from men in black wearing a

skin suit. I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, I'm really thirsty. Can you come and give me

some sugar and some water? Chris, all right. No, we gotta sit on this park bench. Okay. So, sorry, we're dropping in hot audience today.

We're at a zoo on the Earth realm, okay? And we're here because, Chris, leaning closely. Okay, we're on a

top secret mission. Okay? I've talked about this in the past, okay? Yeah. So, when we were up in heaven

at the end of their first run of episodes, a couple of years ago before Rooster Cheats shut down. Timeline that's foggy.

Yeah, yeah.

Real confusing.

But basically, we were stuck up in heaven.

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