The Raven Effect

The Raven Effect, with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven,

A Cornicopia of Stupidity masquerading as a podcast. Critics have hailed it is everything from.

Who's this Raven jerk? And if you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well this is the show for you. The Spider-O-My Ra-My Ra-Rhaven is still just a red and a cage.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates.

This is Raven. Hello and welcome! Yes, we are finally back from our non-annual, non-seasonal, non-denominational, non-same company type thing.

No, we are with the Jericho network staying.

So we're, we're, ah, let's see, we're non-annual, non-seasonal, non-denominational, company switching,

Jericho Network staying hiatus. That's what we are, we did, we were. But now we're back from the hiatus so there and I haven't even introduced yet so shut up and I couldn't be more excited

You know how your mom would say if all your friends are jumping off a bridge are you going to do it?

Well you can finally tell her yes because if Jericho jumps off a bridge while chewing food with his mouth open,

we say well we can't say anything because our mouth is open full of food as we're falling to our doom.

If Jericho goes running with scissors, we not only run with scissors, we sharpen them up first.

If Jericho eats a full meal and wants to go swimming in the ocean, not only we ask for oh I got a man I got to get a

typist I still haven't got a typist do you know that busbee I don't think they

I don't think they call I would introduce to you yet right, let me say, so if Jerko eats a full meal and wants to go swimming in the ocean,

not only do we ask for an extra portion of dessert, but we go probably something that goes with salt water

because of the ocean.

Making man, I blew that, uh, let me just redo this whole opening, this is the worst.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, this is how it, this is the reality.

No, how, you don no, this is how it, this is the reality. No, how?

You don't know our new producer's name.

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