The Return of Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Peach Fish Productions

News, Daily News

4.5 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2017

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

After a long hiatus, the groundbreaking comedy show Mystery Science Theatre 3000 returns to piteously mock the worst movies ever made. Show creator Joel Hodgson and new head writer Elliott Kalan (The Daily Show) explain how to get some tiny pleasure out of cinematic garbage. The show returns on Netflix April 14. In the Spiel, why Melissa McCarthy will never keep up with relentless self-parody artist Sean Spicer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast contains explicit language.
0:04.0	It's Friday March 31st, 2017.
0:10.8	From Slated's Digestime, Mike Pesca, General Flynn has a story to tell.
0:17.0	Full quote from Flynn's attorney, Robert Kellner, General Flynn certainly has a story
0:21.5	to tell, and he very much wants to tell it should the circumstances permit.
0:26.7	It will be that story, will the story be delivered to the House and Senate Intel committees?
0:32.5	Well, those circumstances are immunity.
0:34.8	He wants immunity, but I wonder what might that story be?
0:38.8	What if immunity isn't given might weak hoax, General Flynn to share his fanciful tale,
0:45.6	save via an audiobook?
0:47.4	It could be in the tone of Tom Clancy, I'm sure he'd like that.
0:50.5	Or how about...
0:52.5	All happy administrations are alike.
0:56.5	Each unhappy administration unhappy in its own way.
1:01.5	Oh, oh, and I see this as a series of interlocking short stories,
1:06.5	where one is slightly larger than the last.
1:09.5	You know what?
1:10.5	You know what I'm breathing in, and maybe that's not the tone he wants to take.
1:13.5	For one thing, Flynn's not an unhappy guy.
1:15.5	He's a happy guy.
1:17.5	I'm gonna use Irish, I know that's bullshit, okay?
1:19.5	You know what?
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