The Return of Clunky Tech, Frankie Valli Won't Retire & The Greatest Disturbed Song Ever Recorded
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Today on The Rizzuto Show, we discovered that technology has officially gone full circle. After decades of tech companies convincing us that one sleek device could handle everything, people are now voluntarily carrying multiple phones again. That's right — welcome back to the future, where your pockets are stuffed like it's 1998 and you're one Nextel chirp away from becoming a regional sales manager.
The gang dives into the growing trend of people carrying separate work and personal phones in the name of mental health. Is it a brilliant life hack or just another thing to forget to charge? Lern almost had dreams of becoming a two-phone legend herself with plans for a "Learner Phone" burner setup before the deal disappeared faster than our motivation after lunch.
Then it's time for Crap On Celebrities, where music news gets weird in all the right ways. Greta Van Fleet is back with new music, Peter Gabriel dusts off a song that apparently spent four decades sitting in a vault, and Disturbed is preparing new music while earning perhaps the most accurate parody album commercial we've ever produced. If you've ever wondered what a greatest hits collection consisting entirely of "AH-WAH-AH-AH-AH" sounds like, congratulations, your dream has arrived.
We also discuss Rod Stewart's health issues, Frankie Valli finally canceling tour dates at age 92, and whether somebody should gently escort certain performers toward a comfortable pool chair and a nice afternoon nap.
Movie fans get fed too. The crew talks about horror hit Backrooms, Toy Story 5 rumors involving Taylor Swift, the emotional Martin Short documentary, and some of the greatest movie ad-libs ever recorded. From "Here's Johnny!" to "You talking to me?" to "I'm the king of the world!" we revisit the moments actors accidentally turned into cinema history.
Plus:
- Two-phone lifestyle debates
- Nextel nostalgia
- Monica Valley's crowd-surfing wedding
- Celebrity cancellations
- Swiftie conspiracy theories
- Martin Short appreciation hour
- Classic movie trivia
- Birthday celebrations
- And one legendary porno birthday that somehow made it through legal review
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| 0:00.0 | All right, St. Louis, real talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. |
| 0:05.9 | So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. |
| 0:12.9 | They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone |
| 0:22.2 | saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, |
| 0:27.7 | solid workmanship, high end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house. Not some patch |
| 0:33.8 | and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. |
| 0:38.5 | If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. |
| 0:44.5 | Tell them you heard about it on the rich show. |
| 0:46.2 | Go to the happyroof.com, the happyroof.com, or call 314-665-301. That's 314-665-3-001, the Happy Roof Co. Because who doesn't want a happy |
| 1:01.3 | ending? Hey, it's Riz for Dobbs, Tire, and Auto Centers. So we all know Dobbs, they've been a |
| 1:07.0 | St. Louis institution since 1976. We all know they're the best place with the best new prices |
| 1:12.8 | in town that's guaranteed. What you might not know is that they send you a complementary |
| 1:18.1 | digital vehicle conditioner report every time you come in for service or tires. What's that? |
| 1:24.0 | It's simple. It's photos, it's videos, and expert advice you could trust to keep you |
| 1:28.3 | rolling. It's sent right to your phone to put you in the driver's seat on every repair. |
| 1:33.2 | You see what the tech see. Full trust, full transparency. And Dobbs offers the fixed forever |
| 1:39.4 | warranty, which guarantees the parts and labor on their auto services for as long as you own your car. |
| 1:44.7 | It's not something you could get just anywhere. |
| 1:46.9 | Whatever you drive, do yourself a favor and bring it to Dobbs. |
| 1:50.2 | They've got locations all over town staffed with expert technicians who take care of all your vehicles. |
| 1:57.1 | Schedule your service online 24-7 at go to dobs.com. A support group for barely functioning adults. It's the Dave and Mahoney show. You know I dated a phone sex operator. Did she know that you were dating? They would have to go into like a call center, cubicles and stuff like that. Can you imagine having phone sex with some lonely guy while you're sitting in a cubicle? |
| 2:17.7 | Do you think that it would make you more competitive? |
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