The following recording may or may not include instances of words being said that the FCC would find me for if their long arm could ever reach.

It's Tuesday, May 7th, 2019. From slated to the GSD, Mike Pasca, it has been four days, and we still haven't figured out this particular presidential idiom.

It started off as a mountain and it ended up being a mouse, but he knew that because he knew there was no collusion.

Now you might say, well, of the two men in that conversation, who's more likely to be confused about

mole hills and mice or mountains and lions, the native English speaker, the one with limited expertise in English?

But then again, don't they both kind of have limited expertise in English?

Just as you might say, of the two men on that call, wouldn't the one who is more invested indeed charged with assuring that US elections are free and fair?

Be less willing to take on faith, the assertion that US elections are free and fair? You might say that.

But again, you must ask yourself, wait, which of those two speakers are we referring to?

More compelling is the exact type of synactic mistake that Donald Trump was deploying their idioms.

Donald Trump frequently bites off more than he could shake a stick at.

And everything speaks you, Dory.

Or there was that time when Mike Pence was lectured from the stage by the cast of Hamilton, and Donald Trump at Real Donald Trump tweeted,

our wonderful future VP Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton,

cameras blazing. This should not happen.

Or there was this attempt at asserting that the investigation into the death of Jamal Kashoggi was going to leave nothing uncovered.

Or perhaps no stone unturned, but it became this.

We are going to leave nothing uncovered.

What are the fact checkers to do with that?

That actually I would say is a totally true statement.

In 2016, he gave an interview to the New York Times and he asserted,

quote, I have a pulse to the ground.

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