John, the Gospel of John, chapter 20.

If you're older, like me, you might remember,

does anybody remember Alfred Hitchcock Presents?

Man, I remember when I was a kid,

this logo just brings back memories, you know,

watching those old shows, but Alfred Hitchcock, you know,

he always left you with sort of a weird, strange feeling. Like, that was his

goal. I think when the show was over, he was like, huh? What? You know, it was like, it was a shock

to your system. That was his thing. And he did it quite artfully. I remember probably one of my

favorite episodes was this nice, pretty woman was sort of known for being sort of tricky and stuff, but she got accused of

murder and got a life sentence in prison. So, you know, the judge says, you know, your life

sentence, see if you can escape this one this time, because she was known for sort of being

an escape artist kind of person. But she goes into prison and she devised a plan to get out. And that is, she was just

kind of watching patterns and stuff in this dark, gloomy prison. It was kind of this ominous

prison. But every time somebody would die in the prison, this bell would ring, bong, this kind of

creepy bell. And she realized that a person would die.

They'd send the body to the morgue in the prison.

And then the undertaker would put the body in a coffin and then they'd roll it out.

And if the family didn't claim the body, it would be buried there in the cemetery.

And that was usually what happened, just they're right there on the other side of the prison wall.

So you thought, this is great.

What I'll do is befriend the undertaker

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