Hey everybody. Before we start the podcast today, I've got some dates on the road for you to come see me perform stand-up comedy.

The shows have been going very well. You'll be very happy to hear us. So not a bad night out to hear me do some jokes.

Coming up in, I've got Providence, Rhode february 21st and 22nd vancouver canada march 6th

through 8 springfield missouri march 14th 15th bloomington minnesota march 20 to 22nd columbus ohio

march 28 to 29th.

Then we got loads more dates, Edmonton, Lafayette, Houston, Portland, Maine, Baltimore, Washington.

All those tickets are available at columntural.com.

What's up, everybody?

Welcome to another episode of the Columtero podcast.

I've got my hood up because it's so fucking cold here in the basement where I record my ramblings.

It's fucking brutal right now.

And this is the last time I spend January or February on the East Coast.

At least with December, you know, you're kind of distracted.

You're drinking bailies. you're drinking baileys, you're

complaining about Christmas, you know, there's a lot of shit going on. The people, kids are,

kids are singing. People are caroling around the place. You're getting fucking drunk on

bourbon, you say Merry Christmas.

You refuse to say happy holidays.

You refuse to bow down to the other religions that don't celebrate the birth of Jesus.

The only true religion. By the way, I was looking into this the other night,

right, about the Bible. And, you know, I don't know if this is the case for everyone else.

There's a lot of people that listen to the podcast

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