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There were two more murders, 15 miles away.

When police arrived, they found the telephones and electricity lines.

We have a weird homicide.

A scene described by one investigator as reminiscent of a weird...

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We tell truly terrible stories on this podcast each and every single day.

Stories that never have happy endings.

Today, I get to tell you one that not only has one of those extremely rare shining moments of happiness,

but as a strange and whimsical twist, that while not necessarily typical when it comes to our show,

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