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🗓️ 4 October 2023
⏱️ 118 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to the gas, do you know that we're gonna get full Boston Joe just |
0:29.8 | punch in the steering wheel? Is he driving? He drives? Yeah. What they call Joe? Why is it |
0:36.1 | taken so long to call Joe? Man, it's he said. Oh, it's perfect. It's a livin' |
0:39.8 | there. That's the doggy fresh right there. Is this yours? And I mean this. What? |
0:47.1 | Have I ever won to my life ask for a nice coffee? I don't care if it's a I can be in |
0:51.3 | the desert. 130 degrees out. Did he say ice? I mean he's this is why Lewis is a |
0:57.2 | piece of shit. Look at him. Look at this poor kid. He's about to be even more wet. |
1:02.0 | But I thought this fucking ice coffee had him. I never realized who Lewis is. He's |
1:09.2 | the guy that starts the Batman villain where he throws it on and he goes and stands |
1:13.6 | in the rain and he goes like, I'm gonna make everyone pay. Are you recording this? |
1:19.6 | Yeah. Batman villain or the guy that goes, shut up with your stupid riddles and he goes, |
1:25.5 | I'm gonna make everyone pay. Hey Edward, you know what? It's like nobody cares about |
1:33.0 | plants and I knock over a plant. That was my only friend. But that was my friend. That |
1:40.2 | was the fucking artistic day. He's gonna fucking kill all of us with Matt. Yeah. Yeah. He's |
1:45.5 | gonna go gun shopping later. This is our 15. This is quick reload time, right? It's fucking |
1:51.0 | freezing out. He's gonna kill him with ice coffee. He's gonna drown in it. He's just |
1:58.5 | enough ice coffee for you. You stupid Puerto Rican. Let's see. You swim to America through |
2:04.2 | this. I create coffee man. Yeah. Coffee man's killing people. We don't know where he's |
2:11.6 | from. He turned out he's a podcast producer. He's on his grind again. His name's Dan. Max |
2:18.0 | are the beans that'll bring you life. Oh, yeah. Max, Max kills people with his annoying laugh. |
2:25.7 | The laughers back out there. Who's creating all these super villainous joke kills people with |
2:32.0 | boredom? Yeah. Just like a fucking nerve. Hey, how are you? |
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