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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

The Regz ep #01 | Airway HPV | Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Your favorite regs from Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude are back with their own show. Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder join forces and talk about Dan's humiliating experience at The Blue Room in Springfield, start a feud with Protect Our Parks, call Dr. Drew to find out if you can catch airborne HPV, and so much more. Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast robertkellylive.com @robertkellylive on Instagram Luis J. Gomez luisofskanks.com @luisjgomez on Twitter Joe List @joelistcomedy on Twitter @joelistcomedy on Instagram Dan Soder dansoder.com @dansoder on instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast online at cast.com

0:23.1

We're starting

0:25.1

Hello, yeah, none of us thought you were going to be on time. So we're not no one's mad.

0:36.9

You've got to the point where we expect you to be late.

0:41.6

Well, I mean, we're not live. It's such when we start. So I'm on time before I'm on time.

0:46.4

Huh? What? What the fuck? What kind of dumb logic is that? I'm on time.

0:52.3

What the fuck? What did you just mind fuck us? Do you think that all of us are stupid? God damn you

0:58.4

really employ retards at cast digital for for that logic to kind of work where he's like that was

1:03.7

like a Jedi mind swap. He's like, I'm on time when I'm on time. No, you're not. You're late.

1:07.9

We said 11 a.m. We're here at 11 a.m. Yeah, I was here at 1040. Yeah, I was here before that. I

1:13.6

was even late. I was two minutes late. Yeah, but he does drive from Jersey. Oh wait, I come from West

1:19.6

Yeah, it doesn't matter where you come from. It matters. It matters. What's the matter? How does that

1:23.5

mean? I don't try from so you leave earlier. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. We

1:27.6

solved your problem. It's one of my man drew my restaurant said one time I go this subway was

1:31.9

late. She goes didn't get an earlier subway. Like get a train earlier. Yeah, man, you got a job at

1:36.6

subway. Hey, Joe, we're going to edit that out. You know, you're not understanding what I'm saying.

1:41.4

I'm making the point of the show's not live. The show is we're keeping you. So it's technically

1:45.6

start whenever we start. So one of my six. Hey, what's up everybody? This is Robert Kelly. And

1:52.4

I'm here. And are we doing cans or no cans? Cause you have no cans. I have I have cans. I

1:57.3

got cans. But I don't want to wear cans. I have to do it. Lewis, you're over there. What?

2:01.5

Do your ears get ready? You know, this is not the setup. It looks gay too. They got all be over

2:07.2

there. I can't have Lewis next to me. We can't have Lewis next to me. We're going next to Joe.

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