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🗓️ 9 July 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, I'm Big J.O. Persoon and I'm Dan Soder and you're listening to the best of the bonfire. |
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0:21.3 | Witsky, have you ever been in a strip club and met a stripper that you throw it all away for? |
0:25.5 | That's the only way I go there. |
0:26.9 | Yeah, who's the last one that did it for you? |
0:29.1 | I haven't been in such a long time but the bada bings from Sopranos. |
0:32.7 | It's really called Satin Dolls and I had to drive past there every day on the way home from school. |
0:37.3 | And I never drove past there. I just pulled in and I thought they were in love with me every day. |
0:41.3 | You were that guy that like you were like, no they mean it. |
0:44.8 | They really talked to me. |
0:45.8 | I had just turned 22 and I didn't understand the whole premise of they're just there for your money. |
0:50.0 | I'm like, dude, I'm really getting to know them. |
0:51.6 | Oh man, and they just want to talk and then... |
0:54.0 | I was in that hole. |
0:55.6 | You were? How long? |
0:57.2 | How long did you fall in the stripper? |
1:00.6 | Loves me whole. |
1:02.0 | Oh, wow. This is when I was selling cars. |
1:04.5 | The selling Honda's dude, right out of college. |
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