Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence breakthrough thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabels. I'm Dan.

Hello, Daniel. I'm Lindsay Marie.

Well, hello, Lindsay Marie. Yeah, I want to get really formal here.

Lindsay Marie Faith Cummins.

Thank you, Daniel Brent. Daniel Brent. Today, we'll get in the

stories here in the second. If you want to stick around for the end of the show, I will play a little

audio clip of me freaking myself out doing a solo nightmare fuel recording recently that we alluded to,

I think, on the last episode. So funny. And yeah, Lindsay has a quick camp

announcement and then we'll set up today's show. Yes, I do. Okay, gang, have you sorted out your

summer travel plans? Do you know what you're doing? Do you know where you're going? Well,

are you coming to wet, hot, bad magic summer camp? Well, let's figure it out. Okay, let's get there. Be there. Do it. Do it.

Get over to bad magic productions.com. There's a big banner there that says wet hot bad magic

summer camp. He has all the information there. And listen, I'm not being hyperbolic. Summer

Camp is a game changer. It is a life changer. It's fun. And it is...

Very special.

It is very special.

And I promise you, if you're looking for new friends, if you're looking for the love of your life, if you're looking to make a baby, if you're looking for...

I mean, people have gotten pregnant there.

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