Greetings Earthlings, Earthlings, and other humans, sentient beings, clones, you know, doppel gongers, I don't know who the hell you are where you come from, and animals as you know many people are sending

me videos of their happy contented animals listening to the sound of my voice on

my podcast they're so in love with me

because they realize innately that they are hearing finally after all these

centuries the voice of sanity piercing this realm of unified bullshit. I am so pleased that today I get to have an interview and a chat

today I get to have an interview and a chat and spend lovely time with another genius.

I mean, I'm not ashamed to call myself a genius.

I mean, I am a genius.

I'm a creative genius and you know I'm a I'm a comic and I'm one of a few very

successful women comics in In fact, as far as television goes, I'm up there with

you know other great women of television and you know's probably try to take me down for that.

Because once they get their hooks in your creativity,

in your brain, and steal your material,

and try to ruin your life and even destroy your family. Once they do that, they don't have any shame.

So they just keep on doing it. I guess they keep doing it till you're dead or you start

figuring out the Matrix, my second favorite movie beside Plan of the Apes.

The Matrix is the greatest friggin movie.

There was a few things I didn't like about it

because I felt like it was jig jaggedy. Imagine my thrill to have on today the author of the Matrix who, I mean, I don't know are you are we twins or what we're both we think in the same

kind of back-ass word upside down the genius Tom Alt House.

Thanks, Suzanne.

Yeah, even the studio heads say they still don't understand it.

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