If I had legs, I'd kick you, wow.

Really good.

Like every mother's story, you know, especially... Do you think the kid was annoying? No, I can't say that. You know that kid was so damn annoying. I don't know, but she had his shoes. And it's like, that's the thing... I think the kid was annoying because of the mom. Can I tell you something? It's not that it's the mother's fault or the child's work.

It's society's fault.

It sets mothers up to fail.

You know, even the fact that like school gets out at three, but most jobs are done at five

or six.

Like, all those little things are so positioned to just not, are not conducive to mothering if that makes sense you know and it's

Julia Fox for president yeah okay I feel like we've brought this on a little bit and

how are you I'm good how are you I'm incredible how did you get this gig I love it

I don't know, honestly. But you know what? I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm You can be my American.

Hi, hot boy.

Um, guys, this is Jake Shane and you're listening to Therapus.

In the studio with me today is my best friend.

We're actually very close collaborators and we're on a group chat actually. Um,

we're like sort of like soulmates if you really think about it. And, you know, I can go to her

for anything. I can tell her about my virginity and my anxiety and about whether or not Benito Skinner

really likes me at all.

It's a person who I just feel like I've known her since birth.

She's been my best friend, my entire life.

And I would do anything she says, really.

It's Nicole Kidman, everybody.

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