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🗓️ 10 August 2021
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Kicked out of the protein company, going to Hawaii without Ilya, underground mafia alcohol stash, boob pics, and opening up your private pen browser in public. Welcome to the lightweights podcast!!
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0:00.0 | What's up guys bro, it's like it's like we never left |
0:04.6 | You go ahead I don't know what's up guys. Welcome back to light weights. My name is coven. That's my |
0:09.5 | co-host Joe |
0:11.5 | And why say coven is cuz I had coven and it's fucking suck and that's why we're late in our podcast |
0:17.7 | That's why we missed last weeks. Yes. I was quarantined for you. It was great. Maybe realize something |
0:24.9 | No one checked him. No one checks on you |
0:27.2 | No one cares about me |
0:33.0 | Really I'm like pretty alone. Yeah, like I figured my mom would call me at least but |
0:40.9 | No, actually I got a lot of love I got a lot of love and no, but you actually made me realize two things |
0:46.6 | I really need a girlfriend like during those times of need you know when you're sick with the pandemic once every three |
0:53.2 | Hundred years. Yes, like I was I'm not even joking. I swear to fucking God |
0:58.0 | I was scrolling through my recent concept like my recent text messages to see who I can call to like |
1:04.2 | To tell to I just come over and like cuddle me like cuz I just want to someone to hold me |
1:08.2 | You know like I don't know |
1:10.1 | I just felt like I just felt like I needed a girlfriend at that time that like can like spoon feed me like soup |
1:14.5 | And like you know pit my head and like tell me everything to be okay and she like that and you had no one yeah |
1:18.8 | I had I had I had yeah, no good |
1:25.0 | Wow, we so fucking got it. I was nervous going into this |
1:28.5 | I'm like we're not funny. What if we don't like each other? |
1:30.7 | We're the best chemistry. I'm playing it fucking earth nothing can stop us not even COVID last night at the carnival |
1:36.3 | We're on fucking fire. We were on fire bro. I love you. I love you too. Come here |
1:40.7 | No, but you know what COVID made me realize oh it was your own |
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