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Hello Bugle! Hello Buglers and welcome to Bugle's 72.

Do not download this podcast without a mask on. Do not listen to it whilst eating a plate of pork

sausages. Do not translate it into Mexican. And do not, I repeat, do not sneeze if you're listening

to it on your computer. We can't take that risk of getting that virus from you and no oinking either, not even for fun.

The world is at war with a virus and not just any virus, a virus that's not kosher yuck so this is me and his

oldsman here in the disinfected city of London and in the pestilential city of

New York City it's the king of Bling himself, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy, hello Buglers and Paul, the regular producer here, is not here today.

He spends a lot of time in Mexico, Andy.

Oh, does he? Join those

dots yourself. It's a bugle emergency special. Let's all get through this. We can

live through this, Andy, through this minor flu infraction. Well, let's see about that let's hit history will be the

judge on that John I'm just trying to live each day like it's my last now and

yesterday I spent a few minutes talking to Hugh Jackman is that what you intend to do on

your deathbed yeah I think so that was the idea it's hard to do on your deathbed.

Yeah, I think so. That was the idea.

It's hard to know how to feel when you're conversing with a man like that.

He's Wolverine Andy.

He was cast as a man who had a blade shoot out of his knuckles because it was believable.

As I stood there I felt like a little French six-year-old girl holding a

lollipop and after this I've got to go and have a fitting for a GQ shoot I have to do on Saturday.

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