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The Grade Cricketer

The Real Stuff, with Mitchell Santner and Phil Walker

The Grade Cricketer

RARE

Comedy, Sports, Cricket

4.7518 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Civil War re-enactment cricket is back. 

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0:00.0

Real, Bradford!

0:01.0

I can be ready to run, right?

0:03.0

Run, right?

0:04.0

This and he goes...

0:05.0

With the good cricket take the great crickets. That's still my wife. Spickick back's laughing. Shit, they're good. This is easy. Let me get you an Uber to the next, though. That is very good. I think I speak for everyone when I say, when does the IPL start again? as we head deep into the off season of T20 cricket.

0:22.0

Having just had five months of it, we lamented the return of the purest expression of the sport and think about ways of jazzing it up a bit, perhaps with a different ball when it's dark. There's England and New Zealand, Australia and Pakistan, BBL privatisation and a dash of 100 AI slop. Mitchell Santner is on the show to discuss Kiwi

0:38.5

nightclub bounces, two-face coaches and how to get away with chucking it. Phil Walker is on

0:43.3

the show to tell us how the nation feels about this team and if or when the fans may start to

0:48.7

start sharpening their knives and affixing bayonets on the plus side. It may also be extremely

0:53.5

fun. So here we go. Test cricket is back for now.

0:56.8

The thing we actually like is back for now.

0:59.6

And your favourite show is back for always.

1:02.0

Sam Perry, thank fuck.

1:03.6

That's over.

1:05.7

Great to be back, he goes.

1:07.2

Not for me, just to start on a note of disagreement.

1:10.2

There's now a midnight to 4 a.m. shaped hole in my life where I consumed every

1:16.3

single ball of the Indian Premier League.

1:19.5

Sam, will you please get some sleep?

1:21.6

Says my wife.

1:22.9

Babe, babe.

1:25.1

It's time for Virat and the kid, I would say.

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