The Real Robinson Crusoe
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Noiser
4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Day 4 of my exclusively adult virgin voyage. |
| 0:05.0 | I've come to discover a new version of me. |
| 0:07.0 | And that prefers relaxing in a hammock. |
| 0:10.0 | On my own private balcony, staring out at the ocean. |
| 0:13.0 | Instead of Gillian from accounting. |
| 0:15.0 | Yep. |
| 0:16.0 | Much prefer. |
| 0:17.0 | Book an eligible cabin with virgin voyages by February 28th |
| 0:21.0 | and get 55% off your second sailor and hundreds of poundsworth of free drinks. |
| 0:26.0 | Your travel agent or visit virginvoiders.com now we're voyaging. |
| 0:31.0 | It is a warm sunny day in 1708 on a small island off the coastal chilly. |
| 0:37.0 | Alexander Selkirk lies in wait behind a bush, high up on the island's rocky crags. |
| 0:43.0 | He listens to the clicking footsteps of his prey approaching. |
| 0:47.0 | He bites his time, staying absolutely still. |
| 0:51.0 | And then he explodes out from his hiding place leaping towards his target. |
| 0:56.0 | With a startled bleat, the goat takes off, bounding across the terrain. |
| 1:01.0 | It was born on these hills and it is swift and surefooted as it races away. |
| 1:06.0 | With no ammunition left for his musket. |
| 1:09.0 | This is now Selkirk's only way of catching goats. |
| 1:12.0 | He's not worried. |
| 1:14.0 | He is fitter and faster than he has ever been in his life. |
| 1:17.0 | And like the goat, he knows every rock, every foothold in this area. |
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