The REAL Reason Elon Musk Needs Twitter

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Elon Musk needs Twitter so the Saudi's don't STEAL IT... and then Deric Posten delivers the most FLAGRANT Episode Ever? Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. #TrendingNow New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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0:00.0	Elon Musk, richest man in the world and our favorite lesbian stepdad needs to run Twitter and not the Saudi royal family and heirs wide.
0:09.6	First of all, Elon is the goat, which is clearly why the Saudis are trying to fuck him.
0:15.0	I mean, do we really want weekend at burning Yemen calling the shots at Twitter?
0:20.7	This Saudi prince that looks like Wario just snipped a little girl's bicycle seat, rejected Elon's offer to buy Twitter.
0:28.4	He said Elon's offer, which was 38% above the stock price, was too little.
0:33.8	What? This guy must be dropping acid and I'm not talking about on women trying to drive.
0:39.2	Also, of course Saudi Arabia doesn't want Elon owning it.
0:44.6	Okay, they're furious at him. Self-driving is a loophole to put women behind the wheel.
0:49.4	We cannot let the Saudis control Twitter. Okay, it won't last.
0:54.6	They have a history of crashing things after hijacking them. Now, we need Elon to buy Twitter.
1:01.5	Okay, it's something we can all agree with. A rich South African is trying to own something that's not a person that is progress.
1:09.5	Speaking of progress, woke people should want this. Okay, we need more African-American businesses.
1:16.5	Not to mention, we should support marginalized groups and right now autistic African-Americans are under attack.
1:23.0	Obviously, proud boys are on board. They'll be able to say the N word without posing as a black teenager.
1:29.5	That's why proud boys, you can type it the way you vote with a hard R.
1:34.5	Elon's the bot for the job. Okay, he's a diamond in the rough and I'm not talking about what he owned as a child.
1:42.2	I mean, the guy married a woman from another planet and had kids with her.
1:47.8	He can do anything. Now, unfortunately, they broke up. So technically, she's a, I can't say.
1:53.7	I can't say. Come on. I can't say. I can't say. I can't say. I need to hear this.
1:57.7	So I can't. I love corny. Do it.
2:00.9	Technically, she's his SpaceX. Hey.
2:05.9	I love it.
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