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This Paranormal Life

The REAL LIFE French X Files

This Paranormal Life

This Paranormal Life

Improv, True Crime, Comedy

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

For hundreds of years, humans have encountered strange unidentified objects in the sky and when they report them, they’re all told the same thing - “shut up or we’ll kill your family”. However there’s one organisation that works differently, and they’re known as GEIPAN - the French men in black. Their first case today? The time that 4 little kids floated into an orb… Become a commune member to get access to bonus episodes: https://thisparanormallife.com Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join our Secret Society Facebook Community⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Official TPL Merch!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Edited by Philip Shacklady Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Dark triangles in the sky.

0:02.0

Metal saucers traveling at impossible speeds.

0:05.0

For hundreds of years, humans have encountered strange, unidentified objects in the sky.

0:10.0

And when they report them, they're all told the exact same thing.

0:14.0

Shut the fuck up or will kill your family.

0:16.0

But what if there was an organization dedicated to finding the truth?

0:20.0

One that didn't threaten the witnesses.

0:22.6

Can you trust a man in black with paranormal evidence?

0:26.6

Ladies, can you trust a man at all?

0:28.6

Why can't I legally own a tiger?

0:31.6

All of these questions you can find the answer to

0:34.6

on THIS paranormal life! Hello everybody and welcome back to this paranormal

0:41.3

life. The comedy paranormal podcast where every week we investigate a brand new paranormal tale and

0:47.6

decide once and for all whether or not it really is paranormal. My name is Roy Powers. That is Kit Greer Malvena.

0:55.9

Just to say I did, I threw that last one in just for a joke.

0:59.0

I already own a tiger.

1:00.6

I already own several tigers.

1:03.4

But now, this doesn't count if someone did that.

1:06.0

You know, when someone adopts a tiger for your birthday when you're a kid and you get the

1:10.0

fluffy toy, but you get to

1:11.6

you know that you're you've adopted sonya the tiger in Thailand no his name is kumba

1:17.7

and i guess a more accurate opening question would be where did kumba go oh oh no because i haven't

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