The Real Jimmy Fallon Show

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Yanni imagines what the real Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon would be like if he was being honest and himself. Yanni proposes some new show ideas that will engage and stimulate the over-stimulated population we have become. Are they a little hunger games-esque? Yes they are. You got to admit they are inventive and hilarious! Also, this week’s news story out of San Francisco ties in nicely to a theme in Yanni’s new hour special MOM LOVE, which is available on YouTube. District attorney Chesa Boudin has since been recalled because people are sick of the crime wave. His policies as district attorney were pretty empathetic. Is he actually on the side of the criminals like his parents were? You heard that right. If you want to learn more about his background and his criminal parents, this weeks Extra Longday (Patreon bonus ep) delivers on it. It is a goody: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67565983 Also, Yanni tells a hilarious tale of a drunk Mexican who disappeared forever in a pile of garbage bags. Also, he addresses what has killed comedy specials and no it’s not Gringo Papi. Sponsor: Express VPN https://www.expressvpn.com/fumes weekly bonus episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays Subscribe to our clips page for podcast highlights here: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw The show goes out every Saturday. Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good gender non-conforming day to everybody out there.
0:09.6	This is the Grecian X American comedian Janis Papis.
0:14.3	Here with your long day, what a week we have going on.
0:18.0	The war rages on between Russia and Ukraine and looks like Russia is stealing some grains
0:25.6	and they're selling it.
0:28.6	They're grain dealers, illegal grain dealers.
0:31.7	Cool, there will be Hollywood movies coming soon about cool Ukrainian grain dealers selling
0:38.8	grain on the black market, causing panic in the EU and food shortages.
0:45.1	I had no idea Europe was dependent on Ukrainian grain.
0:49.6	What could even make with grain?
0:51.2	Pancakes, just switch your breakfast to eggs for God's sakes because you get your eggs
0:56.2	from where the chickens are French because France are chickens.
0:59.7	They couldn't defend anything.
1:01.3	Ask the San Francisco DA who's being recalled.
1:05.4	His name is some French thing that we'll get into.
1:08.4	I think it's called Boudou.
1:11.2	Yeah, the DA Boudou who is progressive, who got narrowly elected on the platform of,
1:18.4	let's put our shoes, selfish shoes, the criminals and how they feel.
1:23.2	Doesn't seem to be working so well in San Francisco.
1:25.6	So he's facing a potential recall, but I could have told you that because he's a chicken.
1:31.1	French are chickens.
1:32.1	The one thing they can't do is defend anything.
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