The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Drama Feels FAKE | Back To The Barre with Christi & Kelly
Back to the Barre
Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
4.8 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island ("Questionable Behavior") has Christi and Kelly asking the only question that really matters with this show: what are we actually watching here?
After Rosie and Kelsey’s blowup, the show tries to move forward, but Christi and Kelly still feel like the show drama feels less real and more like production handing people props, lines, and reasons to fight. The Miss Slam Pig sash, the pizza pitch, the trivia night chaos, the yacht trip, the car argument, the dramatic family backstory — all of it has them wondering where the real relationships end, and the manufactured Housewives machine begins.
They also react to some local Rhode Island tea from a listener on Patreon, who lives in the state and might not know some behind-the-scenes details.
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:06.5 | Can you feel it? |
| 0:08.7 | Can you take it? |
| 0:10.1 | Can you come and freeze it? |
| 0:11.9 | All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.7 | Do it right now. |
| 0:16.1 | Bye, right now. |
| 0:17.4 | Turn the volume of life. |
| 0:19.2 | Give me your electricity. Happy Friday. |
| 0:23.6 | Hello. |
| 0:24.6 | Hi, everyone. |
| 0:26.6 | It's our favorite day. |
| 0:28.6 | It's Friday. |
| 0:30.6 | Not my favorite show, but... |
| 0:33.6 | It's the housewives, not your favorite. |
| 0:36.6 | I don't do. Well, before we talk about that, let's talk about But it's the housewives, not your favorite? |
| 0:38.8 | I don't do. |
| 0:50.0 | Well, before we talk about that, let's talk about next week, Kelly, because we're back on the road and we're going to, what, Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Philadelphia. |
| 0:53.2 | So if you're coming to see us, we can't wait to see you. |
| 0:54.1 | I know. |
| 0:56.7 | We need to know where to eat. |
| 1:03.8 | And we need, oh, my God, you guys, you have to bring your A game because. |
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