I realized that we'd been remiss and checking in with the women of MAGA and what they're up to.

Kylie, play the first clip of Melania, who we haven't seen in quite some time.

Throughout my life, I have harnessed the power of love as a source of strength during challenging times.

She harnesses love as a source of strength during challenging times.

And I wonder what challenges Melania these days.

She got a $40 million documentary from Jeff Bezos. She doesn't do

jack shit as the first lady, which, you know, I couldn't care less. And here she is. I mean,

are you kidding me? She's harnessing love. Here's what I was just thinking driving a couple days ago.

Jeff Bezos paid her $40 million for this documentary to follow her around his

first lady. She hasn't even been in the White House that I'm aware of. I mean, it is like crickets.

She is M-I-A. And to be fair to Melania, if Donald Trump was my husband, I'd be anywhere but where he is.

But for her to sit there and talk about love when we all know she's married to a malignant

narcissist sociopath is just too rich for my blood.

How hilarious would it be if Bezos like hoodwinked and it was like Melania and then you heard

the er. And it was like Melania and then you heard the ur and it was like first lady

Elon Musk our new documentary and it followed him around with the with little X and

getting on Marine One and melting down on a safe space Fox News would that not be the greatest

thing Jeff Bezos if you genuinely love America and the billions of dollars this country has made for you,

please grow a pair and make that documentary.

All right.

Next up, we have the Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rawlins.

And I want to remind everybody, she's the one that said, if egg prices are too high for you guys, get you some chickens.

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