The REAL Founding Fathers

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Mazel morons, and Happy Fork of July! We’re joined by our newest Founding Fathers, Benny and Joshy. Today, we’re talking picnics, pyrotechnics, and push presents. Josh reminisces about posting brand deals mid-vows, Ben’s grilling three kinds of hot dogs, and together we contemplate the true meaning of independence... from parenting, firework safety, and financial responsibility. Plus: tanning bed truths, Birkin bag economics, and the eternal question- what is in vegan mayo? God bless America- and God help us all. What are ya, nuts!? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Visit carawayhome.com/GUYS10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. Catch new episodes of Bachelor in Paradise Mondays at 8/7 central on ABC, and stream next day on Hulu! Visit ByHeart.com with code GOODGUYS30 to receive 30% off your first subscription order Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not good guys. We're just so good, good, good guys.
0:32.0	Happy birthday, America. It's July 3rd, almost 4th. Ben's got a baby. Josh's got a baby. Everybody got a baby.
0:41.4	We got babies, baby. I love babies. And America, this is, this is our baby, Josh.
0:47.4	USA, USA. What are we eating? Maybe it's, do the Canadians go USA.
0:55.0	They do. They also burn our flags.
0:58.0	They hate us.
1:00.0	The Canadians don't hate us. Stop it.
1:03.0	I would hate us. They didn't always hate us. I think they hate us now. You don't think they hate us right now?
1:07.0	No, I think there's a contingent. I remember working up there and like seeing that it was the
1:11.5	exact same as here. Half the people were like, we're this way. Half the people were like, we're that way. And most everyone was like, who cares? Fantastic. I'm in the boat of who cares. So yeah, USA. I wonder, what are they eating? Are they celebrating with us? No, they have their own independence and stay. What are you eating? That's all I want to know. What are you eating? What am I eating for the 4th of July? So the O'Brien family has a delicious a pasta salad recipe. Are you ready for this? Is it mayo based? That's first of all what I need to know. Of course. Thank God. Anybody who does this pasta salad, okay, with maybe olive oil,
1:46.1	a little bit of mustard, this like acidic wet, yuck. Pasta salad is mayo based. And if you're not
1:52.4	using macaroni, I'm sorry, you're fucking up. Continue. I completely agree. By the way,
1:58.2	good name choice for my third child that's coming. It's already
2:01.3	here, but we're pre-taping. But by this time next week, my child will be here. You'll see it on
2:06.3	Instagram. You already got a million likes. I can see it now. Ring, ding, ding, ding,
2:10.4	pull in the jackpot. We're not pre-taping. Do you understand the dedication? Josh is literally
2:16.5	in the delivery room.
2:17.8	He's there and we're talking about pasta salad.
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