The Real Cyrano
Noble Blood
iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
4.7 • 13.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Cyrano de Bergerac is a larger-than-life figure in pop culture, whose story has been adapted countless times. But it turns out, Cyrano was a real man, albeit possibly with a smaller nose than media has led you to believe.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast, guaranteed human. Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of IHeart |
| 0:08.2 | Radio and Grim and Mild from Aaron Manky. Listener discretion advised. Hey, this is Dana Schwartz. |
| 0:16.1 | Just one quick announcement before we actually get into today's episode. I am so excited, but this summer |
| 0:22.7 | in July, I am helping to lead a pilgrimage to the south of France to talk about Julia Child with an |
| 0:29.6 | amazing program called Common Ground. You might know this is the one, two, three, this would be the |
| 0:35.5 | fourth. Oh my gosh, the fourth pilgrimage I've done with this program. |
| 0:40.3 | I do them because I love them. They're absolutely incredible. For the better part of a week, |
| 0:44.7 | you get together with an amazing group of people, go on long walks, talk about literature and |
| 0:50.5 | history, write, and just sort of get in touch with yourself in a way that you really don't |
| 0:56.5 | in normal life. I think there are still some spots left. You should absolutely look it up. |
| 1:01.7 | The program is Common Ground. We'll be talking about Julia Child in Provence, reading some of her |
| 1:07.7 | letters, reading some short stories that relate to themes of community and pleasure and food. |
| 1:13.1 | And again, just eating delicious food, going on long walks in the South of France. |
| 1:16.9 | It's sort of my dream trip. |
| 1:19.1 | And what really makes these trips amazing is the people who come on them. |
| 1:22.8 | So if you're a listener of this podcast, I imagine that you're, you know, my type of person. |
| 1:28.5 | And I would love to have you there. So just wanted to throw that out before the episode. Now let's get into it. |
| 1:37.4 | Sierno de Bergerac's friend was terrified. The friend had offended a count, and now word was |
| 1:47.6 | 100 men were waiting to ambush him on the count's orders. He and Serenow walked through the |
| 1:55.7 | darkened streets of 17th century Paris towards their likely doom, and Cyrano said something astonishing. |
| 2:05.5 | Quote, I will save your life on one condition. You must wait behind me. Do not attempt to interfere. |
| 2:14.5 | The friend was incredulous. The rumors were 100 men were going to attack him. Surely, |
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