THE REAL CHELSEA IS BACK (G'D UP VERSION)

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

After many glorious life experiences, Chelsea returns to Staples Center to record her show and get reacquainted with a powerful collection of callers.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello friends I have missed you.
0:03.4	Don't worry.
0:05.2	This podcast is not going to be hosted by me.
0:08.3	It will be hosted by your beloved Chelsea Peretti, who I hate.
0:12.1	Well... Oh! Chelsea Paretti, who I hate. Well, well, it's weird.
0:19.0	Long time, no see.
0:21.0	I hope you think good you look good me still hang out at
0:29.0	so-and-so spot you seen so and so?
0:33.2	Oh, cool, they're good. How's your mom?
0:36.6	Cool.
0:38.6	Cool.
0:39.6	Well, yeah, I thought about you, you know.
0:45.0	Did you think about me?
0:47.0	I understand you're busy and now why would you?
0:52.0	Well, anyway, it was fun seeing you. and now why would you?
0:56.0	Well anyway, it was fun seeing you again and
0:59.0	take care I guess.
1:02.0	So long, sailor. Isn't that what it feels like though a little bit?
1:05.0	It's been so long since I've done a podcast that it honestly feels like awkward to talk to you again.
1:11.0	I mean, I've created so many things in this great absence. A tour, a special, a special, a special, a special, a special, in San Francisco, no less.
1:42.0	I've pettted my dog fervently. I've cooked so many delicious meals. No jerk. No jerk. I've created new pronunciations of joke such as jerk. I have had some good night's sleep. I've had some bad night sleep I've had some bad night sleep I've encountered ghosts
2:00.7	What else I've been to Burbank. I've been to Glendale. Okay, I've traveled all over this great city.
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